ฮาๆกับ Narnia - FT Island (Distance Parody)

posted on 29 May 2012 20:53 by sugariism in Entertainment directory Entertainment
วันนี้มาอัพบล๊อกเบาๆ
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ร้อยชาติเธอจะอัพหนักสักที (. .)
 
ชวนทุกคนมาดู MV ฮาๆ
เป็นซับนรกที่ ...ดูไม่เบื่อ
คือมันเป็นสตอรี่มากเลย แล้วก็เป็นบทสนทนาด้วยล่ะ
 
อย่าพล่ามมาก ไปดูกันๆ ^^
 
ปอลิงตัวโตๆ. จขบไม่ได้คิดเองนะคะ เครดิตทั้งหมดยกให้คนทำค่ะ
 
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ลงแล้วมันเล่นไม่ได้ เอาลิ้งค์ไปแล้วกันน่อ TT
 
 
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แถมๆ ... เนื้อเพลง นั่งแกะเมื่อกี้ สดๆร้อนๆ ;D
 
right now
you're probably thinking how cool this set looks
like a scene from a painted story
the snow is so white

but you have no idea how cold it is
though I'm hot enough to stay warm 
I'm worried about the others

I was only trying to find my jumper
in the closet this morning
when I noticed something strange about the back of it

he saw the snowflakes floating toward him
he almost choked when some flew into his big mouth
and then the idiot dragged us in...
so now we're...

trapped in Narnia
oh, we're trapped in Narnia
stupid Jaejin had to lead us here
and now we're all freezing in the cold
with only these thin stage costumes on
we're playing music in the weird forest
oh great, and now I've lost all feeling in my toes

Seunghyun pushed me in!
he tripped over his long stick-like legs and tumbled in with me
hey, don't you get the feeling we're being watched?

what the hell Jaejin?
don't say things like that around me
I heard some ice-queen person lives here
she could eat us all

do you think she's watching us now?
now that you mention it, I've been feeling strangely cold
I'm too young and beautiful to die!

you idiot
we're standing in a freakin' snowstorm
of course you would be cold
did you expect to feel snuggly warm?
but don't worry, idiots can't catch colds
Minhwan seems to be doing fine
but that's because the maknae rul book says
he has to be happy all the time

Seounhyun looks
really deathly pale
and more anorexic than he usually is
poor Jonghun's fingers are getting bluer wuth every note he plays
on his random white piano
where did we even get a grand piano out here anyway?
wait a second...
are those cameras hidden in the bushes over there?

I can't believe this!
they've triked us all
this was all a plan from the start
FNC must have sent us here!

so what you're saying is...
FNC sent us here?
to shoot our MV? because they don't want to pay for a set?
and now my lovely manicures have snow all over them?!
those trolls!

they didn't want to...
pay for our new music video
all the money's gone to CN Blue
oh how could you do this to me?
my beautiful hair and makeup have all been ruined
all because you threw us into a random magic closet
you froze our asses in the snow
this is cruel
just wait, I'lkl get my revenge

I'll show you
just what these $8000 nails can do
to your precious face and hair
I bet you borrowed our clothes from CN Blue didn't you?
no wonder they suck!
where are we supposed to sleep?
will we need to dig our own burrows?
if we call for that lion dude, will he come help us out?

will you guys open up your homes?
so we can sleep
 
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#1 By Tournesol on 2012-06-06 02:33